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Navy Seal Copypasta (also known as the "Marine Copypasta", "Internet Tough Guy Copypasta" and "Gorilla Warfare Copypasta") is a facetious message containing a series of ridiculous claims and grandiose threats that portray the poster equally an Internet tough guy stereotype. In the original post, the writer claimed to be a former Navy Seal with a long history of combat experiences, using comical typos and hyperboles similar "Gorilla Warfare," "300 Confirmed Kills" and "I tin can kill you lot in over 700 ways with just my blank hands." Since its emergence in mid-2012, the copypasta has spawned a diversity of spin-off stories, similar to the John Copypasta meme.

Origin

The copypasta is believed to take originated on the military and weapons enthusiast image lath Operator Chan old in 2010. The earliest archived posting was submitted on November 11th, 2010 to 4chan'south /jp/^[4] (Otaku Culture) lath, in which the affiche claimed to take seen the bulletin previously on Operator Chan.

What the fuck did y'all just fucking say about me, y'all piffling bitch? I'll have you know I graduated peak of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous clandestine raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'grand the top sniper in the entire US military machine. You are cipher to me but just some other target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You recollect yous can get away with maxim that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my hole-and-corner network of spies across the The states and your IP is being traced right now then you better set up for the storm, maggot. The tempest that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Y'all're fucking expressionless, child. I can exist anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that'south just with my blank easily. Not merely am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, simply I have access to the unabridged armory of the United States Marine Corps and I volition use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable donkey off the face of the continent, you little shit. If merely you could have known what unholy retribution your picayune "clever" comment was virtually to bring downwards upon you lot, maybe you lot would have held your fucking tongue. But yous couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the cost, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in information technology. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

On May 24th, 2012, an anonymous user submitted a thread to the /pasta/^[1] board, claiming he had created the original copypasta 2 to 3 years prior (shown below).

Navy Seal Copypasta and someone claiming to be the orginal internet tough guy - also has crude drawing of character puking rainbows

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On Apr 4th, 2012, Redditor fahottie submitted a screenshot of a YouTube annotate featuring the copypasta to the /r/funny^[8] subreddit (shown below), where it received more than than 20,000 up votes and 970 comments prior to being archived.

navy seal copypasta with Gorilla warfare corrected to guerilla

On May 22nd, YouTuber Copypasta Sings uploaded a musical version of the copypasta (shown below), which received over 87,000 views and 780 comments in the side by side nine months.

On August 17th, Urban Dictionary ^[7] fellow member 487j submitted an entry for the term "gorilla warfare," defining it as training that "false Navy Seals" receive. On November 16th, Newgrounds^[v] user JoePorter134 uploaded a dramatic reading of the copypasta. On January 10th, 2013, Redditor LiterallyKesha submitted the message to the /r/copypasta^[3] subreddit and provided links to several notable variations. In the adjacent month, the mail received over 75 upward votes and 135 comments.

Richi Phelps Facebook Post

On February 13th, 2013, 10-year-old Richi Phelps posted a status update featuring a version of the copypasta adjusted to Mexican slang on his Facebook contour page.

In the post-obit hours, Phelps' condition update spread virally across the social networking site, with many Facebook users mocking the boy with photoshopped images for making boastful claims similar having "all-encompassing military training" background and "an armory of weapons" at his disposal, while unaware of the fact that information technology was a copied message. By February 14th, Phelps' viral status update had been identified every bit an adapted version of the Navy Seal copypasta. That same day, the Mexican news sites SDP Noticias^[10] and Sipse^[9] reported on the phenomenon.

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2019 Christchurch Mosque Shootings

On March 15th, 2019, shootings took identify at the Al Noor Mosque and Linwood Islamic Centre in Christchurch, New Zealand, during which at least 49 people were killed and an additional 20 were injured. The attacks were livestreamed past the shooter on Facebook, which showed the shooter entering a mosque while shooting a shotgun, before switching to an attack burglarize and murdering people within. In a document shared on 8chan prior to the shooting, the suspected shooter put a version of the Navy Seal Copypasta nether the heading "You lot are a bigot,racist,xenophobe,islamophobe,nazi,fascist!" (shown beneath).

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Notable Variations

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What the fuck did you lot just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I'll take yous know my name is John, and I woke up this morning five:thirty sharp to the odour of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Greenbacks), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my eighteen and iii\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having half dozen orgasms at the same fourth dimension. I gave information technology to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come up virtually a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your all-time orgasm, so multiply it by 35. I had to go to base army camp then I front end-flipped from my 14th flooring billet into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to almost four hundo (mph, heed you) and I was at base of operations camp in no fourth dimension. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire armory of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 dissimilar means and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will impale 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. Afterwards basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating golden plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became helm of our base's football game team and starter of the basketball squad. I got straight A's on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked fatigued Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting gear up to become to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I desire to look pretty much perfect for it. Don't be a stranger and retrieve, I did more than in i twenty-four hour period than you will your entire life.

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Are yous kidding me you little piece of shit i'll accept you know i graduated height of my politics class and i've been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i'g trained in conflict resolution and i was the almost oppressed person in my entire upper middle class loftier school you are zilch to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe y'all the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words yous think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i'm checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location and so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flight through your window yOU'RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i tin impale y'all in over seven hundred ways and that's merely with me wearisome you to expiry while i talk about privilege non only am i extensively trained in hotline direction but i take access to an unabridged armory of sociological manufactures to prove my point and i volition use them to wipe your fucking face up off the earth yous petty shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then mayhap y'all would have held your fucking natural language only y'all couldn't you lot're fucking dead kiddo

I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to exist at that place to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus beingness nailed to a cross in the desert wait similar a fucking back massage on a tropical isle. I don't give a fuck how many reps you accept or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you lot own to protect yourself. I'll fucking evidence up at your house when you aren't dwelling. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, go out all the water running, open your refrigerator door and non close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste product gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll accept a fucking heart set on. You'll become to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing y'all'll encounter when y'all're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up subsequently beingness operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the forepart door of the infirmary to get home I'll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I only desire yous to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic alibi of a life, but how I'd rather get to a groovy fuckng length to make sure your final remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's as well tardily to relieve yourself, just don't bother committing suicide either… I'll fucking resuscitate you and impale you again myself you bowwow-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you lot